Shipping to the US: Free
Shipping to non-US: $500 plus your soul
theonewhowrites: loki-dokey: postordiea: bendydicks: You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling. And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like oh just kiss already WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. OTP GOD WE HAVE SHIPPERS Bramerica.
americagiveup: Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
That’s a wrap, everybody– movie director identifying delicious food (via kanyewesticle)
jesscats: josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
people at my school: whats your tumblr url
me: whats tumblr
people at school: its a website where people follow you, i actually have a lot of followers haha
me: really how many
people at school: 60 haha
people at school:
people at school:
me: wow thatS A LOt
sinking-in-despair: this is so greattt
SOPA EMERGENCY LIST. →
dirtyredsdirtymind: SOPA Emergency IP list: So if these ass-fucks in DC decide to ruin the internet, here’s how to access your favorite sites in the event of a DNS takedown tumblr.com 22.214.171.124 wikipedia.org 126.96.36.199 # News bbc.co.uk 188.8.131.52 aljazeera.com 184.108.40.206 # Social media reddit.com 220.127.116.11 ...
shikarigasms: l-user: missmegananne: sarahnitacarlson: notquitelegitimate: the cinema is going to be full of 16-23 year olds, no doubt OH MY GOD I CAN’T EVEN CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD OHMYGODDASDCSVADSASUYFASYFHDAJKDJAS OMGADKLHGEIAROFHASDLICMHAFILHUSDIFVSD
Being gay is fine. Being bisexual is fine. Being...
Lily Allen music: *happy go lucky melody with fairies in the background dancing with the angels of heaven*
Lily Allen lyrics: The whole world is a dark place where no will ever escape from. Just saw an old lady get raped in London, I didn't do shit, too fuckin' bad. Everyone is on drugs and doesn't care, you all need help. You hate gay people? Well fuck you. My boyfriend has a tiny penis and it's not fair. Stop FUCKING HITTING ON ME AT THE BAR JESUS CHRIST, I HAVE AIDS OKAY?? Oh, you're 29? lmfao you're life is over bitch. You better hope a man comes along to take care of you, you're not 22 anymore. Anyone want to have some Chinese food with me?
everyonesahero: does anybody else just like research things for fun like you’re curious about something so you go read the whole wikipedia article on it and then read all the stuff the wikipedia article references and go to the library and read some books on it until you have all this new knowledge about a subject that actually has no real bearing on your life you were just kind of interested...